1 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:10,380 Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. Can I leave? 2 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:14,280 No, you can't. Am I under arrest? These women are caught on hidden camera and 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:20,160 are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on video, only on Shoplifter Mill. 4 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:30,400 Can you sit in that chair over the back, please? 5 00:00:33,390 --> 00:00:35,150 Can you be quick about it? Just go sit down. 6 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:36,510 Okay. 7 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:40,570 I'm going to make this very easy for you. 8 00:00:41,670 --> 00:00:42,790 Do you know why you're in here? 9 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:45,470 No, I don't. 10 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,870 It's funny because that's the thing. Everyone says when I bring them to my 11 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:53,890 office and I ask them to tell me why they're in here, they just don't seem to 12 00:00:53,890 --> 00:00:54,890 know they've done anything wrong. 13 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:59,410 I'm really confused about why I'm here. Can I please just go? 14 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:01,890 All right. 15 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:03,090 This is how it's going to go. 16 00:01:03,870 --> 00:01:06,450 I'm going to let you sit here for a little while and think about what you 17 00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:09,330 And hopefully when I come back, you're going to own up to it. And then we can 18 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:12,810 get this sorted much more quicker than you just making out that you've done 19 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:13,589 nothing wrong. 20 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:14,590 Okay? 21 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:17,230 When I come back, I'm going to want your ID and I'm going to want a little bit 22 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:18,230 more information about you. 23 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:20,510 So think about it. 24 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:21,770 Okay? I'll be back. 25 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:25,530 Excuse me, sir. I really don't know why I'm here. 26 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:29,210 Well, you better think about why you're here. I'll be back in a minute. 27 00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:46,710 Okay, how's your amnesia? Is it any better? 28 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:50,210 What? 29 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,430 Why do you think you're in here? 30 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:56,810 Can I just go? I have no idea why I'm in here. 31 00:06:57,030 --> 00:07:00,050 Well, I'll enlighten you, because obviously your amnesia is obviously very 32 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:05,650 So, the entire office, or should I say the entire floor of the department store 33 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,130 is totally camera -ed, okay? 34 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:10,530 You was walking past the aisle with all the batteries in it, okay? You stopped 35 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,950 in front of the aisle with all the batteries in it. 36 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:18,510 When you moved past that particular aisle, there was a group of batteries, 37 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:23,330 in fact, which would have four in a packet, and there was only three in 38 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:25,090 The packet had been opened. 39 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:29,810 One battery had been taken out, leaving three left in an open packet. 40 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:34,070 Now, you were the only person that walked past that particular display. 41 00:07:34,950 --> 00:07:39,230 So, it's pretty obvious to me that you opened that packet and removed one of 42 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,430 those batteries for whatever reason. 43 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:42,660 Which is basically shoplifting. 44 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:45,520 No, no, please, please. Can I just explain? 45 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,920 Yes, please do. I'd really love you to explain. 46 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:53,160 Okay, like, honestly, there's a lot of people that come to your store, sir. 47 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:58,200 I did not take a battery. I'm really confused about this whole thing. I mean, 48 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:02,400 maybe it was a kid or something who just messed with your stuff in your store. 49 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,420 Anybody could have taken a battery. 50 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:09,880 I'm really confused. And even if somebody did, it's just a battery. 51 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:10,880 I just go? 52 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,120 I'm going to be in big trouble. I'm going to be late for work. I have to go. 53 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:15,540 Well, you're in big trouble now. 54 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:21,200 That battery, that pack of batteries, I can see very clearly. We can zoom in. 55 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,040 It's just a battery. Can I please go? That is not the point. 56 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,640 Stealing is stealing. If you have removed a battery from a packet without 57 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,880 for it, you're shoplifting. 58 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,799 Okay? And if you look at that sign up there, what's that sign say up there? 59 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:36,740 Shoplifters will be prosecuted. 60 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:39,280 That is why you're in here right now. 61 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:44,290 I didn't take a battery, okay? Well, we're going to find that out, because in 62 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,730 little while, once I've got your ID, which I'm going to want right now. Here, 63 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:49,210 have my purse. I'll have your purse, okay? 64 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:50,730 Check it. Check it. Okay. 65 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:53,650 Want the phone out? 66 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:58,850 Two phones? What are you, some kind of drug dealer? 67 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:01,270 Of course. 68 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,110 I'll let you think what your business is. 69 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,410 Okay, well, there's your ID. 70 00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:08,450 This will get something. 71 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:16,570 I'm... Sit down. Sit down. I'm writing down your information because the police 72 00:09:16,570 --> 00:09:20,010 will want it. I can just call the police down and get them here and I'll let 73 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:23,550 them... I'll just leave them to you. I'll just... Face me a job. Face me a 74 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,150 Okay. This is my idea. Okay. 75 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:33,150 32, huh? And you're shoplifting. 76 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:34,830 I'm 34. 77 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:39,010 I wonder what your job would say when they find out you went into a department 78 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:41,810 store and shoplifted one battery. regardless of what it is. It's still a 79 00:09:41,810 --> 00:09:42,810 battery. 80 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:43,850 Yeah, 81 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:45,130 it's just a battery. 82 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:51,930 Honestly, I could get fired right now because I'm supposed to be at work. 83 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:55,250 well, I'm going to photocopy your ID. 84 00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:58,030 I'm going to fill out some paperwork and make a come back in. 85 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:01,350 And I hope by then you're going to produce the battery and we can clear 86 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,350 little matter up. 87 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:06,590 Otherwise, I'm going to be taking some mug shots of you and I'm going to be 88 00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:07,590 strip searching you. 89 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:09,890 Think about that for a minute. 90 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,310 Strip. Yes, you have me. Strip says to you. 91 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,350 You're not security. You're not a police. You can't just do that. 92 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:16,329 Yes, I can. 93 00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,330 Think about it. 94 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,400 Your ID, back in your bag. 95 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,840 Obviously the bag isn't clear, so we don't have to worry about that anymore. 96 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,520 There's that. 97 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:03,720 So, I have your profile and your firewall made up. 98 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,380 So where's the battery? 99 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,340 What battery? 100 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:13,260 What if it just fell off the shelf? What if the package... It opened itself and 101 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,260 fell on the floor. 102 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:18,350 I thought there was before where the glue came unpackaged from the plastic 103 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:22,210 keeps it inside. I've had my colleagues look around the area where the batteries 104 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:25,950 were. Please, sir, please. I'm still late for work. 105 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,150 We'll expedite this because what we're going to do is I'm going to wand you, 106 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:30,290 okay? 107 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:35,250 First, after I wand you, then I'm going to obviously take some stills of you, 108 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:38,770 which is obviously going to be mugshots for my file, or your file, should I say, 109 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,570 and then... I thought I was innocent. 110 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,120 Well, then we'll find them out, won't we? Okay. 111 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,840 We will totally find them out. So if you'd like to just stand up and I'll 112 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:47,940 quickly give you this little wand. 113 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,760 Please. 114 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,160 It's up to you. 115 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,760 Okay, okay. 116 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,040 Okay, so you can stand around facing me. 117 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,040 That's it, facing me. Very good. 118 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 That's it. 119 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:20,680 You seem okay there. 120 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,160 We'll do another one of those. Okay, so if you want to go back over there, I'm 121 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,760 just going to take a couple of, sorry, yeah, let me just help you. There we 122 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,660 Space me, and I'm going to get you to turn to the side as well in a minute. 123 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,760 One second. 124 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:35,780 Okay. 125 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,740 That's one. Now if you want to turn to the side, please, for a side profile 126 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:41,740 shot. 127 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,430 Now, I'm going to need you to remove that dress. 128 00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:59,970 You can't just ask me to remove my dress, sir. 129 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:04,910 Well, yeah, I can, because you're in my security office, and my job is to find 130 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:07,069 lost, what should I say, stolen property. 131 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:12,050 And I need to basically find out if you're carrying that stolen property, or 132 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:15,970 phone the police and they do it. This is a nice way, instead of the police 133 00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,990 coming here and giving you, you know, the old glove treatment. 134 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,190 Because that's what's going to happen. 135 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,720 So I think I'm a better, you're a better option really. So can you just remove 136 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,720 that dress? 137 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,420 I won't look if that's what you want. 138 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,800 Thank you. 139 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,620 Do you need a hand? 140 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880 No. Okay. 141 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,640 Are you sure you don't need a hand with that? 142 00:17:59,180 --> 00:17:59,979 I'm good. 143 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,360 Okay. Okay. There. 144 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:02,960 Okay, wonderful. 145 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,640 Done. Okay, fabulous. 146 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:09,440 Can you take it off? I need to go through the dress to see if there's any 147 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,140 pockets in it or somewhere where you might be able to stash something. 148 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:13,820 Thank you. 149 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:29,440 Try and tell me if you have little secret pockets cut in the lining where 150 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:34,620 sneak in a few bits and pieces and just walk out with whatever they have stolen. 151 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:38,060 Alright, well, nothing there. 152 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:43,020 Let's do another little wand on your shoulder. 153 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:50,640 Spread your legs. 154 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,810 Can you bend over? 155 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,970 I'm going to call the police if you don't do as I say. Okay. 156 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:06,450 Bend over. 157 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,130 What is that? 158 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:18,050 That's a metal detector, right? I eat a lot of iron. 159 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,230 You have a lot of iron in your blood, really? Yes, I do. 160 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,450 I eat a lot of kale. 161 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:24,790 Stand up. 162 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,050 Arms out. 163 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:44,590 Is... I... This fits. 164 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,190 What? I feel something. 165 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:50,330 That's in my underwear. You know what? Take your underwear off. Take your 166 00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:50,989 underwear off. 167 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,450 Really? Yes, really. 168 00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:55,070 There's something in there. I need to know what it is. 169 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,270 All the players. 170 00:19:58,510 --> 00:19:59,570 Okay, okay. Phone call. 171 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,750 Underwear. Choice is yours. 172 00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:06,270 Oh, my God. The fuck? 173 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,310 Okay, okay. 174 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:09,670 Okay. 175 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,720 What is this? 176 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,240 It's a toy. 177 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,760 It's a toy? 178 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:26,980 Yeah. 179 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,180 Do toys use batteries by chance? No, what? 180 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,920 Oh, what are they? 181 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,020 Powered by the sun these days? Huh? 182 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,440 I would like to see this. 183 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,300 I'm sure it is. Do I really have to show you? Yes, definitely. 184 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 It's all personal. 185 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:56,780 We have a toy department. 186 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,200 You might have nicked that from our toy department. Can I have a look at this? 187 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,320 This 188 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:14,040 would 189 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,340 take... I've seen these before. 190 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,840 This would take an AA battery. 191 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,299 Wouldn't it? 192 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,260 How funny. 193 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,700 Slippery hands. I wonder why it's slippery. Must be all that lube you've 194 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,700 it. 195 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,800 Missing battery. 196 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:48,380 So you... 197 00:21:50,919 --> 00:21:57,680 part, the display, removed one battery to put it into your toy and then 198 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,000 stuck it back up your ass. 199 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,660 Look, look, look, let me explain, okay? 200 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,160 You know what? Take a seat. 201 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,740 I want to hear this. Take a seat. I'm all in. 202 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:13,100 Okay, well, I'm sure you can understand my situation, right? I just... Oh, 203 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,980 I'm not in your situation. Please explain this. I'm dying to hear it. 204 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,540 Look, it's not that big of a deal. I just, I was really... 205 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,660 wanting to use my toy and in the middle of it you know in the middle of shopping 206 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:27,400 you just went dead is that what you're gonna say no no no no look just listen 207 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:34,100 okay i my battery died and i just really really needed my toy i like i needed it 208 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:38,560 you know and it just died in the middle of what i was doing okay look this is 209 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:43,720 hard for me to talk about please don't interrupt it's just yeah okay it died i 210 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,480 wanted to come get a new battery and i didn't have the money because 211 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:50,670 Because I don't have any money on my card right now, and I just really wanted 212 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,670 it. 213 00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,670 All right, let's just put this in perspective, okay? 214 00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:56,449 You're 32. 215 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:57,450 What up, 33? 216 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,450 34. You're 34. Good. 217 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:02,350 You're late for work. 218 00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:07,130 What do you think work's going to say when they find out you went into an 219 00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:11,330 apartment store and because your toy's battery died, you stole one? 220 00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:15,370 And ended up in my office and pretty much turned up to go to the police 221 00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:16,750 you're going to get done for shoplifting. 222 00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:19,890 No, no, no, no, no, please, please. Was that a clever move? Please, no, no. 223 00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:22,810 Look, I know it was stupid, okay? I know it was dumb. Please, please. 224 00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:27,210 I'm sure there's something we can do, like... Yeah, maybe if you can go back 225 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:28,210 time and not do it. 226 00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:33,550 I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. 227 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:39,030 So... If I went into a bank, robbed it, and then decided to give the money back, 228 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:41,810 do you think they're going to let me off because I gave the money back? Okay, 229 00:23:41,890 --> 00:23:43,230 okay. You see my point? 230 00:23:43,450 --> 00:23:47,990 Yes, but... Unfortunately, you're on camera, right? I found this. Now, there 231 00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:51,610 two chains of command that basically have to be wiped clean for you to get 232 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:52,610 of this. 233 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:57,870 Why would I do that? What would be the point of me letting you off and risk the 234 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,250 chance of me losing my job? 235 00:23:59,830 --> 00:24:03,510 I will seriously get fired, please. And so will I. I will be so embarrassed. 236 00:24:03,630 --> 00:24:04,630 Don't you understand that? 237 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:10,590 so embarrassing you cannot let other people know please i can't let anybody 238 00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:16,090 will kill me no well i can't think can you think of a way to get i mean all 239 00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:22,950 right all right fine i have an idea okay so all right 240 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:29,890 i'm just gonna say it i'm just gonna say it like maybe like maybe instead 241 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:35,700 of my toys up there it could be you i'm just saying like just just Once, like, 242 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:36,700 just, you know. 243 00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:42,080 So you're saying you're going to let me put my dick in your ass, is that what 244 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,180 you're saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 245 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,240 Huh. 246 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,280 No. Like, don't act like you don't want it, because I know you do. 247 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:53,540 Oh, okay. And all the guys want me, so. Oh, do they? But they can never have me, 248 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,960 because I have a boyfriend, okay? No, well, because you've got a toy. 249 00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:58,960 I have a boyfriend, so not my pussy. 250 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,320 Oh, I see. That would be kidding, but, like, just this once, okay? 251 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:07,420 And then you can just act like none of this ever happened and I can go. 252 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:14,420 All right. 253 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,800 Well, first of all, if I'm going to do that, you're going to have to get on 254 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,520 knees because you're going to have to get my dick nice and hard. 255 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:24,740 I didn't agree to a blowjob. 256 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,960 Do you think I'm going to put my dick in your ass without getting a bit of 257 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,400 blowjob action first? Are you fucking for real? 258 00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:36,980 It's either that or I'm just gonna pass you onto the plate. It makes... Okay, 259 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,060 okay, okay. 260 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:39,140 Okay. 261 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,080 Oh my god. Okay. 262 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,920 On your knees. There we go. 263 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,540 What are you doing? Nothing, nothing. 264 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,580 I just... Sometimes I document things. Anyway. Doesn't matter. 265 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:55,940 Anyway. 266 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,720 Now... You don't have a problem getting hard. I mean, I can just do it now. 267 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,860 Uh... I'd love to be really hard to go in someone's arse. And just so you know, 268 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:11,480 try and make it like you actually like it, even if it, you know, you don't. 269 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,440 Because I want to get Thumb and Johnny out of this, and if I'm going to rip my 270 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,700 job, then it better be worth it for me. You know what I'm saying? 271 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:21,240 I gotcha. Alright. 272 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:28,760 So... You can't dare it all day. I mean, 273 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:29,880 do something with it. 274 00:26:45,930 --> 00:26:46,930 What, you think that's it? 275 00:26:47,530 --> 00:26:49,390 Really? Oh my God. 276 00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:52,070 I'm going to have to kind of blow job your boyfriend. No wonder. 277 00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:53,470 Okay, okay. 278 00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:07,870 That feels quite good. 279 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:12,890 Oh, I can't touch your boobs now? You've got my dick in your mouth. 280 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:16,500 I think, did it really matter at this point if I'm touching your boobs? 281 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,180 No, no. No? No. 282 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,760 You've got good boobs. I'm touching them. Sorry. 283 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,820 Oh, so good. 284 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:34,440 Oh, so good. 285 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,520 If I could just tuck you off right here. 286 00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:41,900 Yeah, what does that mean? 287 00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:46,390 There's your ass in my mouth. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. You 288 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:51,230 offered me your ass. The deal is for your ass. This is just like an 289 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:55,630 You know? Uh -huh. The main course is your ass. 290 00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:57,410 Yeah. I want both. 291 00:27:57,730 --> 00:28:01,450 If you want to get away with this. I mean, you know, if you want me to 292 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:08,190 your file, get rid of the footage of you passing that so -called display, then I 293 00:28:08,190 --> 00:28:09,190 want your ass as well. 294 00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:11,970 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. That's good. 295 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:32,240 now you're making me feel welcome really good boobs wow 296 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,140 that's probably why you haven't got any money because it went into your tits 297 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:40,340 it's not your business no it's not you're right i'll just keep just quiet 298 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:44,160 let you suck my cock and 299 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:51,940 i'll 300 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:55,580 tell you when when we're done, just so you know. It isn't your decision, weigh 301 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:57,280 it over, that's mine. 302 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,960 Just so you know. 303 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:30,770 You're so good at that. 304 00:29:33,910 --> 00:29:34,370 Are 305 00:29:34,370 --> 00:29:48,130 you 306 00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:49,130 getting close? 307 00:29:49,150 --> 00:29:50,330 Close to what? 308 00:29:51,070 --> 00:29:52,510 I don't know, close to something? 309 00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:54,570 Close to wanting to fuck your ass you mean? 310 00:29:55,390 --> 00:29:56,390 Yeah. 311 00:29:57,950 --> 00:30:01,090 Ish, I'm getting posy -ish. Yeah, I'm getting in the mood. 312 00:30:02,530 --> 00:30:03,530 Oh, fuck. 313 00:30:09,530 --> 00:30:12,970 You know, I'm feeling generous today, so I'll show you what I'm going to do for 314 00:30:12,970 --> 00:30:13,970 you. 315 00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:15,910 Give me your hand. 316 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:20,110 I'm going to let you put a little bit of lube up there, just so it's not so 317 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,110 painful. 318 00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:22,890 See, so I'm not a monster. 319 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:25,330 You're welcome. 320 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,530 Go on, put it up there. 321 00:30:27,889 --> 00:30:29,030 That's it. Let me see. 322 00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:30,230 That's it. 323 00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:32,970 There you go. 324 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:36,150 There you go. 325 00:30:37,050 --> 00:30:38,810 And so I don't do anything for you. 326 00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:40,670 Thank you, sir. 327 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:51,490 How does that now? Does it feel better? 328 00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:54,870 Yeah. Okay, so let's push you over here. 329 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:59,180 There's a vintage light over there. Have a look. Can you see? It's pretty by the 330 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,180 arse. 331 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,300 Oh, it does look nice. 332 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,780 I'll just put this in first. 333 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:18,140 Papa, what in? My dick. What do you think? 334 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,700 It's really tight, be careful. I'll take it slowly. 335 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,640 I want you to enjoy it as much as I do. 336 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,000 Oh it's so tight, it's so tight. 337 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,480 Oh it's so tight. Oh yes it is. 338 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,640 Yes it really is. 339 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:47,200 Oh that's just let me right in there dude. 340 00:32:06,030 --> 00:32:13,030 Take it easy, take deep 341 00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:14,030 breaths. 342 00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:21,850 You've got a very tight heart I've got to say. 343 00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:57,910 Is it good? Is it okay? 344 00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:02,170 Oh, you don't think we're done yet, do you? 345 00:33:02,970 --> 00:33:07,330 No, this is... Just making sure you like it, baby. Just making sure you like it. 346 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:09,650 Oh, I love it. I'm loving this right now. 347 00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:11,790 I love how your ass feels. 348 00:33:13,090 --> 00:33:15,150 Just fuck it. Just a little bit harder, do you? 349 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,540 Lovely. 350 00:36:36,690 --> 00:36:38,330 Why don't we turn you around? 351 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:40,970 I'll put some more lube for you. 352 00:36:41,670 --> 00:36:42,670 Here you go. 353 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,150 Of course I'm going to make sure you're feeling comfortable. 354 00:36:48,930 --> 00:36:51,590 Enjoy it. Thank you. As much as I do. 355 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,110 Get up. 356 00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:18,070 an extra tie again. 357 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,680 anything. 358 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,540 You need more lube? 359 00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:31,950 Someone's getting into it now. 360 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:13,880 You're not afraid if you go to prison, are you? 361 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,540 Oh, no. 362 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,040 No? 363 00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:20,360 So can I put it straight in or do you want me to clean it first? 364 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,340 Okay, okay. 365 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:24,120 I'll clean it first. 366 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:26,020 You want to clean my dick, dear? Yes. 367 00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:28,180 Okay. 368 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,260 And then I'm going to put it in your pussy, okay? 369 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,740 Okay. All right? 370 00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:33,940 Put you up. 371 00:42:35,540 --> 00:42:36,540 Oh, 372 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,960 that's good. 373 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,600 Let me get something for you. 374 00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:45,510 Don't say I'm not a good security guard. Oh, thank you, sir. 375 00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:48,210 There you go. 376 00:42:48,910 --> 00:42:51,130 Clean my dick and while you're down there, you can suck it again. 377 00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:52,450 Uh -huh. 378 00:42:57,870 --> 00:42:58,870 See? 379 00:43:01,690 --> 00:43:02,730 They do have feelings. 380 00:43:03,990 --> 00:43:04,990 Mm -hmm. 381 00:43:09,970 --> 00:43:11,770 You can suck it really good off. 382 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,100 I do like the way your pussy looks. I'm actually looking forward to putting my 383 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,100 cock inside it. 384 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:29,580 And taste your arse as well. 385 00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:35,200 Oh yes, that's sucking my fucking arse juice off it. 386 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,340 Yeah, that's it. 387 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:46,120 Get it wet, because 388 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,740 I'm going to put it right back in that pussy now. 389 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,720 Yeah. 390 00:43:55,779 --> 00:43:57,180 There you go. 391 00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,480 There you go. 392 00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:01,040 You're so good at that. 393 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:07,080 I'm happy you came into my store and stole something today. 394 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,980 Come on, stand up. Good girl. 395 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:12,280 Your boyfriend's not going to know I'm not going to say a word. 396 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,680 This is just between me and you. 397 00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:16,520 I promise, of course. 398 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,340 Gorgeous fucking pussy. 399 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:27,060 You feel so fucking good, baby. 400 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,600 Oh, I love you pussy so much. 401 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,840 Yes. 402 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:41,200 Oh, I'm sorry, man. 403 00:45:01,390 --> 00:45:02,388 It's okay. 404 00:45:02,390 --> 00:45:03,790 You can scream if you want. 405 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:08,210 My outfit is very far away from the shop floor. 406 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,600 It's just how I want it here. 407 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,960 So I'm going to make it easy. Look, that's been a little hard. 408 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,440 What I'm going to do is I'm going to put you right here. Come here. 409 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:15,680 Oh, come on. 410 00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:16,820 There you go. 411 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,980 So all you've got to do is just kneel on this. There we go. 412 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,580 There you go. Just kneel down. That's it. Relax. 413 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:25,900 Relax. 414 00:51:00,890 --> 00:51:05,690 don't worry it's not going anywhere it's just for my personal stuff it's fine 415 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,200 I want you to sit on my dick. 416 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,140 Come on, baby. 417 00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:54,460 Here, come here. 418 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,760 Come and feel my love. 419 00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:58,720 Pretty, pretty love. Okay, 420 00:51:59,820 --> 00:52:00,820 this way. 421 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,460 You can come this way first. It's okay. 422 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:07,140 I don't want to be too hard for you. There we go. 423 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,380 There we go. Now you reach back. I want you to put that in your arms. 424 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:12,300 Mmm. 425 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,960 Yeah. 426 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:16,040 Mmm. Oh. 427 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,360 Oh, God. 428 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,080 Okay, yeah. 429 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,300 No, 430 00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,678 it's there. 431 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,720 You want to turn around? 432 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:02,740 It's good. 433 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:03,840 It's good? Yeah. 434 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,500 Oh, God. 435 00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:04,710 You think you can make me cum? 436 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:08,090 Yes, sir. If you make me cum, I'm going to let you go. 437 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,470 Oh, I can make you cum. I'm going to let you go. 438 00:55:10,730 --> 00:55:11,990 Oh, I can make you cum. 439 00:56:00,110 --> 00:56:01,110 Good job. 440 00:56:01,210 --> 00:56:02,770 It's your freedom you're talking about. 441 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:04,750 Yes, that's it. 442 00:56:05,550 --> 00:56:07,790 Make me want to come up with this beautiful big dance. 443 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:09,750 Oh, God, yes. 444 00:56:10,230 --> 00:56:11,630 Oh, God, yes, that's it. 445 00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:13,630 Oh. 446 00:56:14,310 --> 00:56:16,810 God, now your brain, that one stops. Fuck, yeah. 447 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,840 Oh, yeah. 448 00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:44,400 Oh, yeah. 449 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:25,880 That was so fucking good. 450 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,180 I've got to tell you. 451 00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:35,480 You may have already stole the battery, but for a small indiscretion, that was 452 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,620 the best anal fuck I've had in a long time. 453 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,760 So thank you for that. 454 00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:42,660 For that error in judgement. 455 00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:45,300 Because I really enjoyed that. 456 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,520 So I'll tell you what we're going to do. 457 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,300 I'm going to tear up your file. 458 00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:52,280 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 459 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:57,640 I'm going to wipe your videos like you were never here. Oh, thank you. 460 00:57:58,140 --> 00:58:01,180 And you're going to go out there in my side bathroom. You're going to clean up 461 00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:03,640 and you're going to get out and you're not going to come back and steal 462 00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:04,640 from my shop again. 463 00:58:04,980 --> 00:58:08,520 And if you do, you might find yourself back here. 464 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,960 I promise. 465 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,040 Which is a shame. I'd like to see you again, but anyway. 466 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,320 Thank you so much. 467 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,200 Grab your stuff. 468 00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:18,180 Follow the door.